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Lara Kierlin
Lara Kierlin is a former writer for various late 1990s television shows, including E! Entertainment’s Talk Soup. She later completed medical school, residency, and fellowship, after which her day to day life did not really change all that much.
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January 16, 2017Parents, Please Attend This Virtual Kamasi Washington Concert!
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July 13, 2016Why They Hate Us
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October 6, 2015List: Top 100 Baby Names as Selected by Registered Members of Metal Band Fan Site Cattledecapitation.net
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June 16, 2015Congratulations, You Have Found the Hidden Contest!
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February 11, 2015What Would You Have Done, John Quinones?
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded