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Laura Winther Galaviz
Laura Winther Galaviz will get to keep her hair for 13 more years and plans to savor every minute of it. She lives and works in Kalamazoo, MI, where she works for a nonprofit by day and teaches college writing at night. You can find her satire, nonfiction and fiction at The Rumpus, The Offing, Michigan Quarterly Review, Permafrost and elsewhere.