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Lisa Borders
Lisa Borders is the author of the novels The Fifty-First State and Cloud Cuckoo Land. She’s lived in the greater Boston area for twenty years and grew up in New Jersey, so don’t cut her off in traffic. Her website: lisaborders.com.
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