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Articles by
Liz Reuss
Liz Reuss is an LA-based writer and performer. She is a former member of The Second City Touring Co. and hopes you will follow her on Twitter @liz_reuss
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March 14, 2023Just Because I’m a Bank, Doesn’t Mean I’m Good with Money
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March 8, 2021Like the Minimum Wage, I Also Haven’t Changed Since 2009 and It’s Working Out Super Great for Me
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February 12, 2021I, Cupid, Resign As Mascot of Valentine’s Day Because I’m a Baby and It’s Creepy
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January 7, 2021I’m the 25th Amendment, and I’ve Been Waiting for This Moment My Entire Life
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December 22, 2020An Open Letter to the Woman in Smith’s Food and Drug Who Was Enraged That Land O’Lakes Removed the Native American Logo from Its Butter Tub
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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