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August 25, 2014

A Company-Wide Memo to All Staff Regarding the Sexing Up of The Farmer’s Almanac

by Lukas Drake
July 8, 2014

I’m the Guy Who Ties the Scarves Onto Steven Tyler’s Mic Stand

by Lukas Drake

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October 23, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 944

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
October 9, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
May 18, 2020

I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging

by Emily Flake
October 20, 2020

Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call

by Taylor Kay Phillips, Casey Rand, Sasha Stewart, and Kate Villa

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Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That Had Better Be the Last One

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Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 944

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
October 23, 2020

Cutting Edge Reforms for the Supreme Court

by Charlie Dektar
October 23, 2020

For the Voter Who Can’t Decide Between Joe Biden and a Third-Party Candidate Who Much More Accurately Represents Their Values and Desires for This Country and the World

by Myq Kaplan