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August 25, 2014

A Company-Wide Memo to All Staff Regarding the Sexing Up of The Farmer’s Almanac

by Lukas Drake
July 8, 2014

I’m the Guy Who Ties the Scarves Onto Steven Tyler’s Mic Stand

by Lukas Drake

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October 8, 2021

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September 2, 2021

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