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Marcus Lansdell

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Marcus Lansdell wishes he could be a writer of satirical pieces. Instead, he lambasts the advertising industry that provides him with food and shelter. He survives in Brooklyn with his wife and twin toddlers.

May 30, 2017

How We Disrupted and Destroyed Our ‘About Us’ Page

by Marcus Lansdell

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November 16, 2018

Nihilist Dad Jokes

by Alex Baia
November 28, 2018

The Lady Hero’s Journey

by Kathleen O'Mara
December 6, 2018

Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself

by Alex Baia
November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed

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A Poem About Your University’s New and Totally Not Time-Wasting Review Process for Tenure and Promotion

by Susan Harlan
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Your Future Grandchildren’s Responses to How Dating Worked Before Apps

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