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Marcus Lansdell

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Marcus Lansdell wishes he could be a writer of satirical pieces. Instead, he lambasts the advertising industry that provides him with food and shelter. He survives in Brooklyn with his wife and twin toddlers.

May 30, 2017

How We Disrupted and Destroyed Our ‘About Us’ Page

by Marcus Lansdell

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April 16, 2024

An Open Letter to Wyna Liu, the New York Times’ Connections Editor

by Ioana Burtea
April 18, 2024

Good News, Husband: I’ve Become a Tradwife

by Wendi Aarons and Johanna Gohmann
April 18, 2024

Writer Math

by Elissa Bassist
April 5, 2024

I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer

by Emily Delaney

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by Marcie Alvis Walker
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I Tried IHOP’s Sonic the Hedgehog Menu So You Don’t Have to, But I Wish You’d Help Out Once in a While

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