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Marika Seigel is the author of The Rhetoric of Pregnancy and Expecting: A Brief History of Pregnancy Advice. She has also written for Buzzfeed Ideas, Scary Mommy, The Toast, and Al Jazeera America. She lives pretty close to Canada.