Internet Tendency

Celebrating our 21st Year!Celebrating our 21st year of publishing daily humor almost every day.

McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON

Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free. Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.

Articles by

Marti Jonjak

Email Twitter

October 3, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Our Following Days

by Marti Jonjak
September 23, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Shira and Her Boss Take Care of Business

by Marti Jonjak
September 12, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Joe Gets Back to Work

by Marti Jonjak
September 2, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Whitney Disappears

by Marti Jonjak
August 22, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: James’s Father Reflects

by Marti Jonjak
August 12, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Officer Anthony Engages the Suspect

by Marti Jonjak
August 3, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Steve Saves Greg

by Marti Jonjak
July 25, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Arielle Turns Around

by Marti Jonjak
July 15, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Lexi Stops Herself

by Marti Jonjak
July 5, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: I Go First

by Marti Jonjak
June 24, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Christian and Collin Face the Gunman

by Marti Jonjak
June 13, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Lauran Shuts Her Eyes

by Marti Jonjak

Trending 🔥

November 20, 2017

Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions

by John Rauschenberg
January 14, 2020

How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps

by Kristen Mulrooney
November 5, 2018

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, and Kelsey Ronan
February 22, 2019

Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director

by Jesse Shamon

Recently

January 21, 2020

If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition

by Amanda Lehr
January 21, 2020

Cues for Your Portrait Session

by Emily Flamm
January 21, 2020

Hi, I’m a Billboard Lawyer

by Johnathan Brugal
January 20, 2020

Today We Honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a Great Man Who Stood For Everything That I, a Political Conservative, Oppose

by Evan Allgood