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Marti Jonjak

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October 3, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Our Following Days

by Marti Jonjak
September 23, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Shira and Her Boss Take Care of Business

by Marti Jonjak
September 12, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Joe Gets Back to Work

by Marti Jonjak
September 2, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Whitney Disappears

by Marti Jonjak
August 22, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: James’s Father Reflects

by Marti Jonjak
August 12, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Officer Anthony Engages the Suspect

by Marti Jonjak
August 3, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Steve Saves Greg

by Marti Jonjak
July 25, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Arielle Turns Around

by Marti Jonjak
July 15, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Lexi Stops Herself

by Marti Jonjak
July 5, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: I Go First

by Marti Jonjak
June 24, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Christian and Collin Face the Gunman

by Marti Jonjak
June 13, 2016

Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Lauran Shuts Her Eyes

by Marti Jonjak

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