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Marti Jonjak
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January 19, 2016Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Raven Challenges James to Come Outside
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January 8, 2016Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Steve the Karaoke Guy Turns the Music Off
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December 21, 2015Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Jake and Natalie Emerge From Their Hiding Place
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December 11, 2015Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Natalie, Bartender: The First to Call 911 After James Shot Greg
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December 1, 2015Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Ryder Braces for Police Violence
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November 18, 2015Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Ryder Watches James and Greg’s Exchange
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November 2, 2015Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: James Shoots Greg
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October 23, 2015Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Greg, Bouncer: James Returns With a Gun
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October 13, 2015Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Dave, Customer: With James in His Final Moments
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