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Martin Bell
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June 15, 2006That’s So Raven
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October 7, 2005If Yosemite Sam’s Curses Were Considered Real Profanity and Were Dubbed Over for Television in the Same Clumsy, Unconvincing Manner as 1980s R-Rated Movies
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April 20, 2005Kanye West’s Lyric “The Way School Need Teachers / The Way Kathie Lee Needed Regis / That’s the Way I Need Jesus,” Adapted for Other Religions
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April 6, 2005Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations
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January 28, 2005You Can’t Be a Little Bit Pregnant
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October 12, 2004Titles of Hardy Boys Books in Which the Villain Could Have Turned Out to Be George W. Bush
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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