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Matt Greenberg

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Matt Greenberg is an LA-based humorist, Shore Script’s 2016 TV Pilot Quarter-Finalist, Author of Millard the Pirate, and U.S. Defense Contractor.

December 12, 2016

If President Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow is Re-Elected in Turkmenistan, I’m Moving to Papua New Guinea

by Matt Greenberg
August 30, 2016

A Millennial’s Hierarchy of Needs

by Matt Greenberg

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