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Matt Payton

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May 3, 2018

Official Sexual Harassment Policy for This ’80s Teen Comedy

by Matt Payton

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Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine

by Jennie Egerdie
November 11, 2020

Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You

by Robert Rooney
November 18, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 995

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
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