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Matthew Simmons

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July 19, 2007

List: Two Things That Aren’t Covered by Your Friend With Benefits

by Matthew Simmons
May 12, 2005

List: Things Heard During John Cage’s Folsom Prison Performance of “4’33”."

by Chris Monks, Jim Ruland, Elizabeth Ellen, Aaron Burch, Melissa Bell, Jensen Whelan, Matthew Simmons, Steven Seighman, and Pasha Malla
May 10, 2005

List: Three Items at the Supermarket I See in a New Way, Now That I’ve Read Some Books on Literary Theory

by Matthew Simmons
February 16, 2005

List: Ways Jesus Saves

by Chris Monks, Elizabeth Ellen, Pasha Malla, Melissa Bell, Steven Seighman, Aaron Burch, Laura Carney, Jensen Whelan, and Matthew Simmons
September 13, 2004

This Bible You Sold Me Is Clearly Defective and I’d Like to Return It, Please

by Matthew Simmons
November 6, 2003

List: Why Love Is Blind

by Matthew Simmons
August 21, 2003

List: Things I Would Say to Dorothy Parker If I Was Her Boyfriend that Would Lead to a Huge Fight

by Matthew Simmons

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