Love and spouse went to bed angry, she grabbed a nearby hatpin, the rest was on the news.
When Love was eleven years old, it was involved in an incident that combined jumping on the bed and a pair of scissors. Love is only blind in one eye.
Apparently, too much of “that” does in fact cause damage to the optic nerve. Love will never doubt its mother again.
Doctor botched Lasik surgery. Love was trying to look younger for the new wife.
Love is not really blind, but involved in an elaborate insurance scam.
Syphilis. Love was young, impetuous, and in Europe for the first time.
Self-inflicted. Love was really obsessed with Jose Feliciano at one point.
Love is a famous Delta blues singer.
It’s a tragic story Love would really rather not get into. Turns out, dude, that was its mom!