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Meaghan Loraas
Meaghan Loraas is currently pursuing her MFA in Creative Writing at Texas State University. She drinks craft beer with her friends and binge watches Teen Mom with her dogs, Dobby and Harriett Potter the Spy. She’s currently working on her first novel and a variety of counted cross stitch projects.
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