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Melissa Garvey is a writer, editor, and Chicagoan living in the San Francisco Bay area. When not writing or editing, Melissa enjoys posting photos of her food to social media, much to her friends’ dismay, and hikes that don’t involve too many hills. You can find more of her writing on Huffington Post.
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