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What the world needs is a 680-page, three-pound humor anthology. KEEP SCROLLING TILL YOU FEEL SOMETHING: TWENTY-ONE YEARS OF HUMOR FROM McSWEENEY’S INTERNET TENDENCY is now available for preorder.
Michael Bleicher is a trademark and copyright attorney because there were no job listings for “Mark Twain-type humorist” when he graduated college. He can also sing just like John Lennon, in case you need anything sung.