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Articles by
Michael Genrich
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September 27, 2002Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning David Gergen: Thing You May Not Know About Gergen
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October 25, 2000Flavors That I Would Imagine the Forehead of Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer Tastes Like
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September 20, 2000Poor Names For An Earth, Wind, And Fire Cover Band
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March 7, 2000Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Beware of Phage!
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March 1, 2000Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Depleted Uranium – Safety and Emergency Procedures
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October 19, 1999Interviews with Drivers of Lunch Trucks: Massachusetts Lunch Truck Driver Interview
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October 19, 1999Interview with the Driver of a Lunch Truck, Massachusetts Edition.
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August 9, 1999Maxwell’s Lyrics, or Maxwell’s Equations?
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian