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Articles by
Michael Genrich
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September 27, 2002Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning David Gergen: Thing You May Not Know About Gergen
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October 25, 2000Flavors That I Would Imagine the Forehead of Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer Tastes Like
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September 20, 2000Poor Names For An Earth, Wind, And Fire Cover Band
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March 7, 2000Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Beware of Phage!
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March 1, 2000Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Depleted Uranium – Safety and Emergency Procedures
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October 19, 1999Interviews with Drivers of Lunch Trucks: Massachusetts Lunch Truck Driver Interview
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October 19, 1999Interview with the Driver of a Lunch Truck, Massachusetts Edition.
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August 9, 1999Maxwell’s Lyrics, or Maxwell’s Equations?
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 31, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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January 7, 2022Here’s Why You’re Wrong for Supporting Either In-Person or Virtual School
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