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Articles by
Michael Genrich
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September 27, 2002Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning David Gergen: Thing You May Not Know About Gergen
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October 25, 2000List: Flavors That I Would Imagine the Forehead of Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer Tastes Like
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September 20, 2000List: Poor Names For An Earth, Wind, And Fire Cover Band
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March 7, 2000Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Beware of Phage!
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March 1, 2000Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Depleted Uranium – Safety and Emergency Procedures
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October 19, 1999Interviews with Drivers of Lunch Trucks: Massachusetts Lunch Truck Driver Interview
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October 19, 1999Interview with the Driver of a Lunch Truck, Massachusetts Edition.
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August 9, 1999Maxwell’s Lyrics, or Maxwell’s Equations?
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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