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October 25, 2000

Flavors That I Would Imagine the Forehead of Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer Tastes Like

by Michael Genrich

French Vanilla
Rocky Road
Freshly Opened Can Of Tennis Balls
Pistachio
Zima
Rum Raisin
Clarence Thomas

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