October 25, 2000

Flavors That I Would Imagine the Forehead of Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer Tastes Like

MICHAEL GENRICH

French Vanilla
Rocky Road
Freshly Opened Can Of Tennis Balls
Pistachio
Zima
Rum Raisin
Clarence Thomas

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