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supreme-court
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July 6, 2022I Am a Pro-Life Activist Who Will Now Happily Retire from Politics
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July 1, 2022Laws Should Be Based Solely on the Words of Constitutional Authors Like Me, the Guy Who Died After Shoving a Piece of Whalebone in His Dick
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June 27, 2022We’re the Supreme Court and, Honestly, We Just Want You All to Die
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June 27, 2022We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
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June 24, 2022We’ve Finally Maximized Both the Number of Guns and the Number of Babies Who Can Get Murdered by Guns
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May 11, 2022Other Rights the Supreme Court Will Get Rid of Because They Aren’t Deeply Rooted in History and Tradition
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May 11, 2022A Brief and True History of Murder
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May 10, 2022Please Respect My Right to Privacy While I Completely Destroy Yours
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May 6, 2022Happy Non-Optional Legally Mandated State-Enforced Mother’s Day
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May 3, 2022We’re the Supreme Court, and We Should Have Used Protection
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