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All posts tagged
supreme-court
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May 22, 2019List: Witch Spells to Keep Ruth Bader Ginsburg Alive Forever
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October 8, 201814 Common Complaints Against Radical Women Suffragettes
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September 28, 2018Youth Basketball Coach Kavanaugh’s Motivational Halftime Speech
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September 27, 2018INFOGRAPHIC: When Should You Report a Sexual Assault Against a Supreme Court Nominee?
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September 24, 2018Don’t Call It a Comeback: Excerpted Testimony From the Supreme Court Nomination Hearing For Steff McKee, Formerly of Pretty In Pink
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September 17, 2018We Are 65 Witches Who Have Known Dorothy For Years and Were Never Killed By Her House
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September 7, 2018Why Are Men Getting So Hysterical About The Penis Legislation Act?
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September 6, 2018Monologue: I Am Brett Kavanaugh, and I Believe the 2017 Academy Award for Best Picture May Have Been Wrongly Decided
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July 27, 2018A Modern-Day Math Equation
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June 28, 2018The Majority Opinion in President Donald J. Trump v. United States of America
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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July 15, 2019List: A Nervous Breakdown as Captured In a Series of Author Biographies
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July 15, 2019It’s Time for Us Republicans to Reject Trump’s Blatant Bigotry and Return to Good Old Fashioned Dog-Whistle Race-Baiting
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July 12, 2019The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore