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  • March 1, 2023
    How Can We Afford to Bail Out Student Loan Borrowers When We Can Barely Afford to Bail Out the Entire Airline Industry, Citigroup, Bank of America, AIG, Bear Stearns, Chrysler, and Then the Entire Airline Industry Again?
    by Eli Grober
  • July 6, 2022
    I Am a Pro-Life Activist Who Will Now Happily Retire from Politics
    by Miles Kahn
  • July 1, 2022
    Laws Should Be Based Solely on the Words of Constitutional Authors Like Me, the Guy Who Died After Shoving a Piece of Whalebone in His Dick
    by Domenico Siravo
  • June 27, 2022
    We’re the Supreme Court and, Honestly, We Just Want You All to Die
    by Jessica M. Goldstein
  • June 27, 2022
    We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
    by Mike Drucker
  • June 24, 2022
    We’ve Finally Maximized Both the Number of Guns and the Number of Babies Who Can Get Murdered by Guns
    by Devorah Blachor
  • May 11, 2022
    Other Rights the Supreme Court Will Get Rid of Because They Aren’t Deeply Rooted in History and Tradition
    by River Clegg
  • May 11, 2022
    A Brief and True History of Murder
    by Christine Vines
  • May 10, 2022
    Please Respect My Right to Privacy While I Completely Destroy Yours
    by Eli Grober
  • May 6, 2022
    Happy Non-Optional Legally Mandated State-Enforced Mother’s Day
    by Madeleine Trebenski
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