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Michael Hare
Michael Hare is a writer from Massachusetts.
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September 19, 2017If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
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August 2, 2017I Keep Confusing Ayn Rand and Jesus
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June 1, 2017Monologue: I Am the Fox & Friends Couch
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May 9, 2017The Odds on Trump
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April 24, 2017Nevertheless, He Persisted: Tales of Masculine Perseverance
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January 30, 2019Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult
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September 19, 2017If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
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February 8, 2019List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious
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February 4, 2019I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors
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