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Articles by
Michael Hare
Michael Hare is a writer from Massachusetts.
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February 27, 2020It’s Not You, It’s Capitalism
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September 19, 2017If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
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August 2, 2017I Keep Confusing Ayn Rand and Jesus
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June 1, 2017I Am the Fox & Friends Couch
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May 9, 2017The Odds on Trump
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April 24, 2017Nevertheless, He Persisted: Tales of Masculine Perseverance
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting