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Articles by

Michael Hare

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Michael Hare is a writer from Massachusetts.

February 27, 2020

It’s Not You, It’s Capitalism

by Michael Hare
September 19, 2017

If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises

by Michael Hare
August 2, 2017

I Keep Confusing Ayn Rand and Jesus

by Michael Hare
June 1, 2017

I Am the Fox & Friends Couch

by Michael Hare
May 9, 2017

The Odds on Trump

by Michael Hare
April 24, 2017

Nevertheless, He Persisted: Tales of Masculine Perseverance

by Nell Stevens and Michael Hare

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How to Hate a Jew Like a Jew

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A Parent’s Typical Day, as Envisioned by My Child’s Preschool

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by Alex Baia
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