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Articles by
Michael Hare
Michael Hare is a writer from Massachusetts.
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September 19, 2017If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
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August 2, 2017I Keep Confusing Ayn Rand and Jesus
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June 1, 2017Monologue: I Am the Fox & Friends Couch
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May 9, 2017The Odds on Trump
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April 24, 2017Nevertheless, He Persisted: Tales of Masculine Perseverance
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November 16, 2018Nihilist Dad Jokes
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December 6, 2018Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself
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May 18, 2011I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers