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Michael Leonetti

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Michael Leonetti

Michael Leonetti is a comedy writer and performer in Philadelphia. His writing has been published in The New Yorker, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, and more. Michael is foolishly hell-bent on making you think he’s as funny as he thinks he is. Read more of his work at michaelleonetti.com.

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