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Michelle Spies

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Michelle Spies is a writer and comedian living in Chicago for now. You can find more of her objectively humorous writing at michellespies.com.

April 4, 2017

Well, Well, Well. If It Isn’t My Old Nemesis, the Three-Paneled Dressing Room Mirror

MICHELLE SPIES
October 7, 2016

This is the Year the Cubs Win the World Series, and Thus the Prophecy Shall Be Fulfilled

MICHELLE SPIES

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August 8, 2018

The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial

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August 2, 2018

You Have Been Loading the Dishwasher Incorrectly Your Entire Life

DANIEL KIBBLESMITH
November 12, 2015

Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids

JORY JOHN
June 29, 2018

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