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Michelle Spies

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Michelle Spies is a writer and comedian living in Chicago for now. You can find more of her objectively humorous writing at michellespies.com.

April 4, 2017

Well, Well, Well. If It Isn’t My Old Nemesis, the Three-Paneled Dressing Room Mirror

by Michelle Spies
October 7, 2016

This is the Year the Cubs Win the World Series, and Thus the Prophecy Shall Be Fulfilled

by Michelle Spies

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November 20, 2017

Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions

by John Rauschenberg
January 14, 2020

How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps

by Kristen Mulrooney
November 5, 2018

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, and Kelsey Ronan
February 22, 2019

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by Jesse Shamon

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