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Michelle Spies

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Michelle Spies is a writer and comedian living in Chicago for now. You can find more of her objectively humorous writing at michellespies.com.

April 4, 2017

Well, Well, Well. If It Isn’t My Old Nemesis, the Three-Paneled Dressing Room Mirror

by Michelle Spies
October 7, 2016

This is the Year the Cubs Win the World Series, and Thus the Prophecy Shall Be Fulfilled

by Michelle Spies

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January 5, 2022

A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies

by Kara Baskin
January 14, 2022

What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You

by John Moe
December 31, 2021

Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks

by Wendy Molyneux
January 7, 2022

Here’s Why You’re Wrong for Supporting Either In-Person or Virtual School

by Chandler Dean

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I Drank from the Wrong Holy Grail and Now I’m an Adjunct Professor of Comparative Literature

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