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Mike Jones

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December 18, 2006

Professor Richard Dawkins Speaks at Fair Hills Kindergarten Regarding Santa Claus, December 2, 2006

by Mike Jones
September 14, 2006

Bill Cosby’s Unused Dialogue as the Voice of King Kong During the Final Confrontation on Top of the Empire State Building in Peter Jackson’s King Kong

by Mike Jones
November 15, 2004

An Open Letter to My 22-Year-Old Self

by Mike Jones

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December 21, 2020

Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo

by Kimberly Harrington
January 14, 2021

I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement

by Simon Henriques
January 13, 2021

Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz

by Tom Smyth
January 11, 2021

Grendel Should Not Have Rampaged Through Our Capitol, But Slaying Him Will Only Further Divide Our Clans

by Nick Morgan

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by Elizabeth Preston
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by Carlos Greaves
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Short Conversations With Poets: Henri Cole

by Ilya Kaminsky
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by Geoff Waite