McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
Articles by
Mike Jones
-
December 18, 2006Professor Richard Dawkins Speaks at Fair Hills Kindergarten Regarding Santa Claus, December 2, 2006
-
September 14, 2006Bill Cosby’s Unused Dialogue as the Voice of King Kong During the Final Confrontation on Top of the Empire State Building in Peter Jackson’s King Kong
-
November 15, 2004An Open Letter to My 22-Year-Old Self
Trending 🔥
-
April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
-
April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
-
April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
-
April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting