McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON

Join our Patreon at $10/month (or more) and receive a coupon for a discount on the Decorative Gourd Beanie, Gourd mugs, and our glorious new Advent Calendar. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.

Articles by

Molly Schreiber

Molly Schreiber is a writer, actor, and comedian based in Los Angeles. She has written and produced content for Funny or Die and performs regularly at The Comedy Store. She is in the upcoming films Daddy’s Home 2 and Happy Anniversary on Netflix. She can also be seen on tv in Westworld, Grey’s Anatomy, and Workaholics. For more go to www.mollyschreiber.com.

July 24, 2017

Chapter One from The Most Helpful Self-Helpy Self-Help Book to Help You Help Yourself

by Molly Schreiber

Trending 🔥

September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
September 30, 2024

Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”

by Jane G.
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
September 10, 2024

The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference

by McKayley Gourley

Recently

October 10, 2024

Why Kamala Harris Must Secure the Endorsement of Sabnock, the Great Marquis of Hell

by Martin Nolan
October 10, 2024

The Topeka Witches Coven Answers Questions about the Upcoming Union Vote to Join the United Auto Workers

by Katy Hays
October 10, 2024

I’m the “Scoopy Daddy”: Clarifying My New Approach to Parenting

by Andrew Humphries
October 9, 2024

270 Reasons: Because the American Experiment Is on the Defensive

by Percival Everett