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Nat Hrvatin
Nat Hrvatin is a writer from Cleveland, Ohio whose work stems around whatever is currently fueling her anxiety. Find more of her anxiety nuggets on nathrvatin.com.
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August 22, 2024Dorothy Peter Parker
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April 28, 2023Dress Code Policies to Ensure Your Employer Retains Professionalism While Knowing All About Your Genitals
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August 15, 2022You Have Been Damned to Attend Cindy’s Virtual Nail Polish Party for All of Eternity
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July 8, 2022An Open Invitation to Touch My Pregnant Belly
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 1, 2025Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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January 3, 2025Local Alternatives to “California Sober”
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 14, 2025Who Better to Address Sexual Assault in the Military Than a Man Who Has Been Accused of Sexual Assault?
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January 14, 2025One Upside of the Total Collapse of Civilization Is We Don’t Have to Be Woke Anymore