Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
NEW E-BOOK ALERT!
From now until December 31st, become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron and receive a Patreon-exclusive e-book, KEEP ON SCROLLIN’ DON’T STOP, the bonus companion to our print collection, KEEP SCROLLING TILL YOU FEEL SOMETHING. A pledge of $3 (or more) per month is all it takes. Click here to become a patron today!
Articles by
Neal Pollack
-
October 18, 2000A Spoken-Word Poem for America
-
October 10, 2000News From the Road
-
October 6, 2000My Year in Review
-
October 5, 2000Lake Minnesota Days
-
October 2, 2000A Report to the Commerical Club of Greater Chicago
-
September 29, 2000Dangerous Atlanta
-
September 22, 2000A Plea for Sanity and Justice
-
September 20, 2000A Message From Neal Pollack
-
September 18, 2000A Report on the Habits of the Sexually Ravenous Single Women of New York, Who Also Have Jobs
-
September 5, 2000The Unusual History of My Impending Prominence: A Book-Tour Timeline From the Future
-
August 14, 2000Philadelphia: Into the Maw
-
July 26, 2000A Don For All Seasons
Trending 🔥
Recently
-
December 13, 2019Translation of a New York Times’ Real Estate Article for Those Living Without a Trust Fund
-
December 13, 2019Christmas Presents For Adjunct Professors
-
December 13, 2019I’m the Duolingo Owl and I’m Tired of Your Bullshit
-
December 12, 2019Hello 12-Year-Old Reader, My Name Is Heathcliff and I Am Sorry That I Am About to Ruin Your Future Romantic Life