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Articles by
Neal Pollack
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October 18, 2000A Spoken-Word Poem for America
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October 10, 2000News From the Road
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October 6, 2000My Year in Review
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October 5, 2000Lake Minnesota Days
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October 2, 2000A Report to the Commerical Club of Greater Chicago
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September 29, 2000Dangerous Atlanta
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September 22, 2000A Plea for Sanity and Justice
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September 20, 2000A Message From Neal Pollack
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September 18, 2000A Report on the Habits of the Sexually Ravenous Single Women of New York, Who Also Have Jobs
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September 5, 2000The Unusual History of My Impending Prominence: A Book-Tour Timeline From the Future
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August 14, 2000Philadelphia: Into the Maw
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July 26, 2000A Don For All Seasons
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January 30, 2019Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult
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September 19, 2017If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
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February 4, 2019I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors
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February 8, 2019List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious
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February 15, 2019How to Finish Your Dissertation Before the Heat Death and Gradual Extinction of the Universe
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February 15, 2019List: Six Reasons Why You Should Vote for Me, Old White Man Corpse, in 2020
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February 15, 2019Spoiler Alerts From the Passenger Scheduled to Sit Beside You On Your Next Flight
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February 14, 2019Teasers for the Hallmark Channel’s Valentine’s Day Movie Lineup