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Articles by
Nick Confalone
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October 19, 2005The Ballad of Matt Harrigon, Pinewood Derby Winner
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April 4, 2005Your Best Guy Friend Is Me
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February 14, 2005Things a Lieutenant Would Say to His Men Before Combat If, Instead of Soldiers in a Central American Revolutionary Conflict, He Thought They Were Characters in Contra for Nintendo
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 30, 2020Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine
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June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
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July 10, 2020Security Questions for Academics Approaching the Fall 2020 Semester
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The Instinct to Help