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Nick Confalone
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October 19, 2005The Ballad of Matt Harrigon, Pinewood Derby Winner
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April 4, 2005Your Best Guy Friend Is Me
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February 14, 2005Things a Lieutenant Would Say to His Men Before Combat If, Instead of Soldiers in a Central American Revolutionary Conflict, He Thought They Were Characters in Contra for Nintendo
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September 6, 2019List: Honest Academic Job Postings
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September 12, 2019List: 16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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September 10, 2019List: I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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