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October 19, 2005

The Ballad of Matt Harrigon, Pinewood Derby Winner

by Nick Confalone
April 4, 2005

Your Best Guy Friend Is Me

by Nick Confalone
February 14, 2005

Things a Lieutenant Would Say to His Men Before Combat If, Instead of Soldiers in a Central American Revolutionary Conflict, He Thought They Were Characters in Contra for Nintendo

by Nick Confalone

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November 16, 2018

Nihilist Dad Jokes

by Alex Baia
December 6, 2018

Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself

by Alex Baia
November 28, 2018

The Lady Hero’s Journey

by Kathleen O'Mara
November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed

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by Katie Krantz
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I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

by Patrick Burke
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by Suzanne Yeagley