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Articles by
Nick Confalone
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October 19, 2005The Ballad of Matt Harrigon, Pinewood Derby Winner
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April 4, 2005Your Best Guy Friend Is Me
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February 14, 2005Things a Lieutenant Would Say to His Men Before Combat If, Instead of Soldiers in a Central American Revolutionary Conflict, He Thought They Were Characters in Contra for Nintendo
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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October 26, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 949 -
October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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October 28, 2020Political Fundraising Emails From Middle-earth
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October 28, 2020In This House, We Believe…
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October 28, 2020
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October 28, 2020An Open Letter to the Woman Who Was Questioned By a Police Officer For Merely Sitting In Her Car In a Target Parking Lot After Midnight Taking A Break From Her Family