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Pablo Goldstein
Pablo Goldstein is a writer from Los Angeles, CA.
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September 7, 2017Once I Figure Out How Latinx is Pronounced, I’m Going to Be So Offended When White People Don’t Use It
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March 7, 2016Please Respect the Cultural Differences Between New York and Los Angeles
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February 20, 2015America Just Isn’t Ready to Watch a Mexican Shoot Aliens
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August 22, 2014We Provide Meals That are Completely Unaffordable and Unappealing to People Who Actually Live in This Neighborhood
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July 28, 2011You Knew Getting Into This Marriage Where I Stood On Parkour
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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February 3, 2023Our New AP African-American Studies Course Will Cover Black History from January 1996 to December 1996
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February 3, 2023FAQ: Is My Child Eating Enough Pirate’s Booty?
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February 2, 2023Two People Who Don’t Have Cable TV Talk About How They Don’t Have Cable TV, and How Great That Makes Them
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February 2, 2023Elden Ring or Tenure-Track Professor?