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Pablo Goldstein
Pablo Goldstein is a writer from Los Angeles, CA.
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September 7, 2017Once I Figure Out How Latinx is Pronounced, I’m Going to Be So Offended When White People Don’t Use It
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March 7, 2016Please Respect the Cultural Differences Between New York and Los Angeles
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February 20, 2015America Just Isn’t Ready to Watch a Mexican Shoot Aliens
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August 22, 2014We Provide Meals That are Completely Unaffordable and Unappealing to People Who Actually Live in This Neighborhood
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July 28, 2011You Knew Getting Into This Marriage Where I Stood On Parkour
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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September 21, 2022An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
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