Daily humor
almost every day
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almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Articles by
Pasha Malla
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October 27, 2015An Excerpt from the New Sports Poetry Book, Erratic Fire, Erratic Passion
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November 1, 2013Wonderful Occurrences in National Basket-ball: The Defensive Three-Second Violation
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May 13, 2011Quick Pitches: The Summer Blockbuster
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December 6, 2010Why is No One Downloading My Sex Tape?
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March 27, 2010Quick Pitches: The Teen Horror Film
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May 13, 2009Quick Pitches: The Romantic Comedy
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April 14, 2009B.O. Is for Blood Orange: An International Spy Thriller
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February 27, 2008Great Mugging Escapes—No. 204: The War on Terror
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November 29, 2007List: Twenty-First-Century Computing, as Explained by My Mother
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August 16, 2007Pelé Gets a Brazilian
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October 21, 2006Postcards from “The Edge.”
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November 4, 2005Covering Teen Wolf: One Coach’s Guide
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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December 8, 2015List: Woman Facts
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe