McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Articles by
Pasha Malla
-
October 27, 2015An Excerpt from the New Sports Poetry Book, Erratic Fire, Erratic Passion
-
November 1, 2013Wonderful Occurrences in National Basket-ball: The Defensive Three-Second Violation
-
May 13, 2011Quick Pitches: The Summer Blockbuster
-
December 6, 2010Why is No One Downloading My Sex Tape?
-
March 27, 2010Quick Pitches: The Teen Horror Film
-
May 13, 2009Quick Pitches: The Romantic Comedy
-
April 14, 2009B.O. Is for Blood Orange: An International Spy Thriller
-
February 27, 2008Great Mugging Escapes—No. 204: The War on Terror
-
November 29, 2007List: Twenty-First-Century Computing, as Explained by My Mother
-
August 16, 2007Pelé Gets a Brazilian
-
October 20, 2006Postcards from “The Edge.”
-
November 4, 2005Covering Teen Wolf: One Coach’s Guide
Trending 🔥
-
October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
-
November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
-
October 25, 2018List: Curses From a Millennial Witch
-
October 31, 2018Why It’s Too Difficult For Me to Vote, and How Many Beers I Can Butt Chug In Under 60 Seconds