Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
As little as $1 month (only $12 a year!) is all it takes to support our writers and to keep our site ad-free. Become a patron today.
Articles by
Pasha Malla
-
October 27, 2015An Excerpt from the New Sports Poetry Book, Erratic Fire, Erratic Passion
-
November 1, 2013Wonderful Occurrences in National Basket-ball: The Defensive Three-Second Violation
-
May 13, 2011Quick Pitches: The Summer Blockbuster
-
December 6, 2010Why is No One Downloading My Sex Tape?
-
March 27, 2010Quick Pitches: The Teen Horror Film
-
May 13, 2009Quick Pitches: The Romantic Comedy
-
April 14, 2009B.O. Is for Blood Orange: An International Spy Thriller
-
February 27, 2008Great Mugging Escapes—No. 204: The War on Terror
-
November 29, 2007List: Twenty-First-Century Computing, as Explained by My Mother
-
August 16, 2007Pelé Gets a Brazilian
-
October 20, 2006Postcards from “The Edge.”
-
November 4, 2005Covering Teen Wolf: One Coach’s Guide
Trending 🔥
-
July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
-
May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
-
May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
-
May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?