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Articles by
Pasha Malla
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October 27, 2015An Excerpt from the New Sports Poetry Book, Erratic Fire, Erratic Passion
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November 1, 2013Wonderful Occurrences in National Basket-ball: The Defensive Three-Second Violation
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May 13, 2011Quick Pitches: The Summer Blockbuster
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December 6, 2010Why is No One Downloading My Sex Tape?
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March 27, 2010Quick Pitches: The Teen Horror Film
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May 13, 2009Quick Pitches: The Romantic Comedy
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April 14, 2009B.O. Is for Blood Orange: An International Spy Thriller
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February 27, 2008Great Mugging Escapes—No. 204: The War on Terror
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November 29, 2007Twenty-First-Century Computing, as Explained by My Mother
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August 16, 2007Pelé Gets a Brazilian
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October 20, 2006Postcards from “The Edge.”
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November 4, 2005Covering Teen Wolf: One Coach’s Guide
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 3, 2022Thank You, Teachers. Here’s a Piece of Candy Glued to Cardstock