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Paulette Perhach
Paulette Perhach’s writing has been rejected by some of the nation’s finest magazines. She’s mostly widely known for her essay, “A Story of a Fuck Off Fund,” and is the author of Welcome to the Writer’s Life, a Poets & Writers’ Best Books for Writers.
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