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Rachel Rose Keller
Rachel Rose Keller is a New York City comedy writer, which she promises is very original. She peaked when she won 8th place at the National School Scrabble Tournament in the sixth grade. She’s done a few things since then that you can see here.
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October 30, 2024How Far We’ve Come Since 2016: Election Edition
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February 19, 2024How Far We’ve Come Since 2016
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April 12, 2022I’m Not Afraid of Stephen King Books Because I Know Maine Isn’t Real
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February 22, 2022Unfortunately, We Can’t Hire You After Seeing That 2010 Photo of You Drinking a Beer When You Were Sixteen
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November 4, 2019Our Meeting on Accessibility Is Just Down Those Stairs
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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December 3, 2024A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester
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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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December 2, 2024As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool