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Articles by
Ralph Gamelli
Ralph Gamelli has been published at The Morning News and other places. He’s an associate editor at The Big Jewel.
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December 21, 2017Winterize Your Home
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February 27, 2017Filling Out Your Harrison Ford Aircraft Incident Report
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April 25, 2014Cosmos: Anti-Science Discussion Group Questions
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January 11, 2013RE: Your Robot Army
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October 31, 2012The Party Bus of Death: FAQ
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May 31, 2011Items I’ll Need To Exact My Revenge
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May 24, 2010Miraculous Tales of Survival: Hypochondriac’s Edition
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September 4, 2009How to Survive an Encounter With Me
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December 31, 2008The Stick, Recently Inducted Into the Toy Hall of Fame, Is Now Available at Amazon.com
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April 4, 2008The Most Dangerous Game: New Times, New Rules
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January 30, 2008The Invisible Man Is Innocent
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April 11, 2007We Have Ways to Make You Talk
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 14, 2025Quotes from Famous Romance Films Rewritten for the First Weeks of Trump’s Second Term
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February 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: The Joy of Persona
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February 14, 2025Valentine’s Day Card Inscriptions Inspired by Submarine Disasters