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Articles by
Ralph Gamelli
Ralph Gamelli has been published at The Morning News and other places. He’s an associate editor at The Big Jewel.
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December 21, 2017Winterize Your Home
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February 27, 2017Filling Out Your Harrison Ford Aircraft Incident Report
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April 25, 2014Cosmos: Anti-Science Discussion Group Questions
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January 11, 2013RE: Your Robot Army
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October 31, 2012The Party Bus of Death: FAQ
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May 31, 2011Items I’ll Need To Exact My Revenge
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May 24, 2010Miraculous Tales of Survival: Hypochondriac’s Edition
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September 4, 2009How to Survive an Encounter With Me
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December 31, 2008The Stick, Recently Inducted Into the Toy Hall of Fame, Is Now Available at Amazon.com
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April 4, 2008The Most Dangerous Game: New Times, New Rules
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January 30, 2008The Invisible Man Is Innocent
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April 11, 2007List: We Have Ways to Make You Talk
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 22, 2019FAQ: Jerusalem Syndrome
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August 22, 2019Reviews of New Food: Daiya’s Alfredo Style Deluxe Cheeze Sauce