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Ralph Gamelli

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Ralph Gamelli has been published at The Morning News and other places. He’s an associate editor at The Big Jewel.

  • December 21, 2017
    Winterize Your Home
    by Ralph Gamelli
  • February 27, 2017
    Filling Out Your Harrison Ford Aircraft Incident Report
    by Ralph Gamelli
  • April 25, 2014
    Cosmos: Anti-Science Discussion Group Questions
    by Ralph Gamelli
  • January 11, 2013
    RE: Your Robot Army
    by Ralph Gamelli
  • October 31, 2012
    The Party Bus of Death: FAQ
    by Ralph Gamelli
  • May 31, 2011
    Items I’ll Need To Exact My Revenge
    by Ralph Gamelli
  • May 24, 2010
    Miraculous Tales of Survival: Hypochondriac’s Edition
    by Ralph Gamelli
  • September 4, 2009
    How to Survive an Encounter With Me
    by Ralph Gamelli
  • December 31, 2008
    The Stick, Recently Inducted Into the Toy Hall of Fame, Is Now Available at Amazon.com
    by Ralph Gamelli
  • April 4, 2008
    The Most Dangerous Game: New Times, New Rules
    by Ralph Gamelli
  • January 30, 2008
    The Invisible Man Is Innocent
    by Ralph Gamelli
  • April 11, 2007
    We Have Ways to Make You Talk
    by Ralph Gamelli
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