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rebekah diamond

Dr. Rebekah Diamond is a hospital pediatrician, writer, and mother. She hopes to use her platform and privilege to improve the health of all families. As a mother of a young daughter, she also provides safe, realistic parenting guidance at www.parentlikeapediatrician.com and @parentlikeapediatrician on Instagram.