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Reuven Perlman

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Reuven Perlman is a writer living in Saint Paul, and if he were to use this space to say anything other than being “a writer living in Saint Paul,” he’d overthink it for weeks.

April 30, 2020

Oh No, You’re Actually Reading Past the Headline of Meyerville Farms’ COVID-19 Health and Safety Email

by Reuven Perlman

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October 9, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
May 18, 2020

I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging

by Emily Flake
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The 52 Stages of Insomnia

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Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call

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