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Rob Curran
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August 13, 2015An Open Letter to Charlton Heston’s Cold, Dead Hands
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May 30, 2013Sid Died for This… Museum Show
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August 27, 2012Paul Ryan Details His Plan for Post-Bowling Drinks
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February 28, 2011The King’s Other Speech
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June 4, 2004An Open Letter to Saran Wrap
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November 21, 2003Portrait of the Artist as a Middle-Aged TOEFL Teacher
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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