Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Articles by
Rob Curran
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August 13, 2015Open Letter: An Open Letter to Charlton Heston’s Cold, Dead Hands
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May 30, 2013Sid Died for This… Museum Show
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August 27, 2012Monologue: Paul Ryan Details His Plan for Post-Bowling Drinks
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February 28, 2011Monologue: The King’s Other Speech
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June 4, 2004Open Letter: An Open Letter to Saran Wrap
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November 21, 2003Portrait of the Artist as a Middle-Aged TOEFL Teacher
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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December 8, 2015List: Woman Facts
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe