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Articles by
Rob Curran
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August 13, 2015Open Letters: An Open Letter to Charlton Heston’s Cold, Dead Hands
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May 30, 2013Sid Died for This… Museum Show
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August 27, 2012Monologue: Paul Ryan Details His Plan for Post-Bowling Drinks
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February 28, 2011Monologue: The King’s Other Speech
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June 4, 2004Open Letters: An Open Letter to Saran Wrap
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November 21, 2003Portrait of the Artist as a Middle-Aged TOEFL Teacher
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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