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Rob Curran
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August 13, 2015An Open Letter to Charlton Heston’s Cold, Dead Hands
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May 30, 2013Sid Died for This… Museum Show
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August 27, 2012Paul Ryan Details His Plan for Post-Bowling Drinks
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February 28, 2011The King’s Other Speech
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June 4, 2004An Open Letter to Saran Wrap
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November 21, 2003Portrait of the Artist as a Middle-Aged TOEFL Teacher
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 27, 2020
949 Topics to Discuss With Undecided Voters
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October 29, 2020The Tell-Tale Biological Clock