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Articles by
Ross Bullen
Ross Bullen teaches English at OCAD University in Toronto. He writes about American literature, academia, football, money, and elephants.
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June 19, 2019How to Format Your Essay Using Any Style Guide
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February 15, 2019How to Finish Your Dissertation Before the Heat Death and Gradual Extinction of the Universe
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December 11, 2018List: Literary Alternatives to “Ghosting” at Parties
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September 19, 2018Board Games For Adjunct Professors
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May 19, 2017List: Classic Literature Repurposed for Millennials
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June 13, 2019Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing
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June 7, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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June 11, 2019Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell
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June 12, 2019How to Stage Your Own Death So Your Husband Understands How Much Work You Do