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Articles by
Ross Bullen
Ross Bullen is a writer and English professor in Toronto.
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January 17, 2020Literary Airbnb Reviews
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December 13, 2019Christmas Presents For Adjunct Professors
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October 23, 2019Six Key Matchups to Watch During This Week’s Family Dinner At Olive Garden
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August 29, 2019Back-to-School Supplies For Adjunct Professors
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July 29, 2019How to Apply For an Academic Job and Also Summon the Ancient Mesopotamian Demon Pazuzu
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June 19, 2019How to Format Your Essay Using Any Style Guide
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February 15, 2019How to Finish Your Dissertation Before the Heat Death and Gradual Extinction of the Universe
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December 11, 2018Literary Alternatives to “Ghosting” at Parties
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September 19, 2018Board Games For Adjunct Professors
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May 19, 2017Classic Literature Repurposed for Millennials
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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January 20, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1-1,056 -
January 20, 2021A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency
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January 21, 2021I Am a Disappointed Biden Voter Who Was Told He’d Immediately Implement Communist Rule