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Articles by
Ross Bullen
Ross Bullen is a writer and English professor in Toronto.
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April 12, 2021Classic Video Games for Adjunct Professors
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March 2, 2021Literary Alternatives to Social Distancing
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January 17, 2020Literary Airbnb Reviews
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December 13, 2019Christmas Presents For Adjunct Professors
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October 23, 2019Six Key Matchups to Watch During This Week’s Family Dinner At Olive Garden
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August 29, 2019Back-to-School Supplies For Adjunct Professors
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July 29, 2019How to Apply For an Academic Job and Also Summon the Ancient Mesopotamian Demon Pazuzu
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June 19, 2019How to Format Your Essay Using Any Style Guide
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February 15, 2019How to Finish Your Dissertation Before the Heat Death and Gradual Extinction of the Universe
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December 11, 2018Literary Alternatives to “Ghosting” at Parties
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September 19, 2018Board Games For Adjunct Professors
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May 19, 2017Classic Literature Repurposed for Millennials
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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