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Articles by
Russell Bradbury-Carlin
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February 10, 2009Personnel Policies for Our Household
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August 6, 2008Dionysus: Party Clown
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January 24, 2008If Allen Ginsberg Had Written Pay-Per-Click Ads
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February 5, 2007Today’s AA Speaker: Mr. Tom Waits (If Mr. Waits Is Actually Like the People He Writes Songs About)
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June 19, 2006Gilgamesh, King Of Uruk In Babylonia (2700 B.C.), Responds To Advertising’s Biggest Questions
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March 3, 2006The Calls Of Cthulhu
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January 8, 2004How to Make Your Own Proverbs
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021How to Write About Iran: A Guide for Journalists, Analysts, and Policymakers
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