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Russell Bradbury-Carlin
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February 10, 2009Personnel Policies for Our Household
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August 6, 2008Dionysus: Party Clown
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January 24, 2008If Allen Ginsberg Had Written Pay-Per-Click Ads
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February 5, 2007Today’s AA Speaker: Mr. Tom Waits (If Mr. Waits Is Actually Like the People He Writes Songs About)
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June 19, 2006Gilgamesh, King Of Uruk In Babylonia (2700 B.C.), Responds To Advertising’s Biggest Questions
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March 3, 2006The Calls Of Cthulhu
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January 8, 2004How to Make Your Own Proverbs
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 31, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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January 10, 2022How We Will Separate You from Any Lingering Hope and Other Important Topics of Today’s Faculty Meeting
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