McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
Articles by
Russell Bradbury-Carlin
-
February 10, 2009Personnel Policies for Our Household
-
August 6, 2008Dionysus: Party Clown
-
January 24, 2008If Allen Ginsberg Had Written Pay-Per-Click Ads
-
February 5, 2007Today’s AA Speaker: Mr. Tom Waits (If Mr. Waits Is Actually Like the People He Writes Songs About)
-
June 19, 2006Gilgamesh, King Of Uruk In Babylonia (2700 B.C.), Responds To Advertising’s Biggest Questions
-
March 3, 2006The Calls Of Cthulhu
-
January 8, 2004How to Make Your Own Proverbs
Trending 🔥
-
July 29, 2022Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
-
August 5, 2022An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls
-
August 2, 2022Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications
-
August 4, 2022For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Ride My Bike in This Bike Lane
Recently
-
August 11, 2022A Welcome Letter to the New Adjunct Faculty Members Who Will Be Laid Off in December
-
August 11, 2022Short Conversations with Poets: Chris Abani
-
August 11, 2022I Am a Rugged Man Who Simply Grills
-
August 10, 2022I Know I Said I’d Walk Five Hundred Miles for You, But I Am Now Having Second Thoughts