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Ryan Boudinot
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April 19, 2008List: Signs Your Work Environment Is Actually Van Halen Circa 1984
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December 21, 2004List: Disingenuous Reasons for Band Names (’70s Edition)
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October 7, 2004The Gettysburg Address, as Delivered by Rob Zombie
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August 23, 2004The A-Team Resolves Lapses in Homeland Security
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July 23, 2004List: Free Zingers for George W. Bush to Use During His Debates with John Kerry
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July 2, 2004List: Playlists on Dick Cheney’s iPod
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March 9, 2004American Dance Crazes That Never Became American Dance Crazes
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January 19, 2004Don DeLillo, Stadium Vendor
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September 23, 2019It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 11, 2019Comparative Media Studies 201: “Heterosexual Undertones in Top Gun”
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July 22, 2016List: Who Said It? Donald Trump or Regina George?
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July 23, 2019We Built a Giant Casino In an Economically Depressed, Opioid-Plagued City and We Can’t Understand Where All the High Rollers Are
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October 21, 2019Monologue: I’m the Two to Three Years’ Experience You Need For This Entry-Level Job
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October 21, 2019List: Elon Musk or Toad of Toad Hall?