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Articles by
Ryan Boudinot
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April 19, 2008List: Signs Your Work Environment Is Actually Van Halen Circa 1984
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December 21, 2004List: Disingenuous Reasons for Band Names (’70s Edition)
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October 7, 2004The Gettysburg Address, as Delivered by Rob Zombie
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August 23, 2004The A-Team Resolves Lapses in Homeland Security
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July 23, 2004List: Free Zingers for George W. Bush to Use During His Debates with John Kerry
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July 2, 2004List: Playlists on Dick Cheney’s iPod
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March 9, 2004American Dance Crazes That Never Became American Dance Crazes
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January 19, 2004Don DeLillo, Stadium Vendor
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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