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Articles by
Ryan Boudinot
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April 19, 2008Signs Your Work Environment Is Actually Van Halen Circa 1984
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December 21, 2004Disingenuous Reasons for Band Names (’70s Edition)
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October 7, 2004The Gettysburg Address, as Delivered by Rob Zombie
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August 23, 2004The A-Team Resolves Lapses in Homeland Security
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July 23, 2004Free Zingers for George W. Bush to Use During His Debates with John Kerry
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July 2, 2004Playlists on Dick Cheney’s iPod
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March 9, 2004American Dance Crazes That Never Became American Dance Crazes
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January 19, 2004Don DeLillo, Stadium Vendor
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 18, 2023Who Made This Hummus?
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September 29, 2023I’m Your Three-Year-Old Interior Designer and This Is Your New Home Makeover
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September 29, 2023Job Posting: Lead Bro for Vivek Ramaswamy’s Campaign
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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September 28, 2023Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with Reagan’s Ghost