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Articles by
Ryan Boudinot
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April 19, 2008Signs Your Work Environment Is Actually Van Halen Circa 1984
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December 21, 2004Disingenuous Reasons for Band Names (’70s Edition)
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October 7, 2004The Gettysburg Address, as Delivered by Rob Zombie
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August 23, 2004The A-Team Resolves Lapses in Homeland Security
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July 23, 2004Free Zingers for George W. Bush to Use During His Debates with John Kerry
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July 2, 2004Playlists on Dick Cheney’s iPod
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March 9, 2004American Dance Crazes That Never Became American Dance Crazes
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January 19, 2004Don DeLillo, Stadium Vendor
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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January 24, 2020Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans