ISSUE 59 VIRTUAL RELEASE EVENTS!

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Articles by

Ryan Boudinot

April 19, 2008

Signs Your Work Environment Is Actually Van Halen Circa 1984

by Ryan Boudinot
December 21, 2004

Disingenuous Reasons for Band Names (’70s Edition)

by Ryan Boudinot
October 7, 2004

The Gettysburg Address, as Delivered by Rob Zombie

by Ryan Boudinot
August 23, 2004

The A-Team Resolves Lapses in Homeland Security

by Ryan Boudinot
July 23, 2004

Free Zingers for George W. Bush to Use During His Debates with John Kerry

by Ryan Boudinot
July 2, 2004

Playlists on Dick Cheney’s iPod

by Ryan Boudinot
March 9, 2004

American Dance Crazes That Never Became American Dance Crazes

by Ryan Boudinot
January 19, 2004

Don DeLillo, Stadium Vendor

by Ryan Boudinot

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March 16, 2020

Welcome to Your Hastily Prepared Online College Course

by Ryan Weber
March 25, 2020

Self-Quarantined: The Adult Activity Book

by Gabriel Thibodeau
March 12, 2020

Working From Home During a Global Pandemic Bingo

by Kimberly Harrington
March 27, 2020

An Open Letter to Dr. Anthony Fauci Asking for Passover Seder Advice

by Jackie Pick

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March 30, 2020

Can My Son Get More Worksheets Before the World Ends?

by Jeremy Blachman
March 30, 2020

Self-Isolation or Graduate School?

by Melissa J. Gismondi and Deborah Ostrovsky
March 30, 2020

I Am a Time-Traveler From the Future, and I Am Here to Ask You to Stop Bulk-Buying Toilet Paper

by Andy Ward
March 28, 2020

A Force Outside Myself: Citizens Over 60 Speak

by McSweeney’s Editors