Significant number of bowls of M&M’s around office.

Supervisor Dave asks that you preface his first name with the word “Diamond.”

Help desk repeatedly asked to assist with fog machine.

Come to think of it, you haven’t seen a green M&M in one of those bowls for some time.

New dress code requires bandannas tied around legs.

Orgies. And not just on Fridays.

Have you seen the new female V.P. of finance? Hey-oooh!

Your office is in a limo with a hot tub in it.