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Ryan Kushner
Ryan Kushner is a writer, standup comedian and improviser based in Chicago. His humor writing has appeared in SlackJaw, Points in Case, the Weekly Humorist and more. His sketch comedy team Grapefruit Bubbly has been internationally recognized, and he is also a digital writer for the sketch comedy collective BoogieManja. His album “How to Microwave Spaghetti” is scheduled to be released posthumously. His Instagram is @kushner_ryan.
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