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Articles by
Ryan Wolin
Ryan Wolin is a Los Angeles-based writer who was born and raised in Chicago. He’s an avid fan of Gothic architecture, Elizabethan poetry, and lying about his interests to appear smarter.
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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February 11, 2025I Vow to Fight Autocracy with Unprecedented Levels of Finger Wagging
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October 15, 2024I, Elon Musk, Will Pay Forty-Seven Dollars to Anyone Who Can Figure Out What’s Wrong with Me
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September 12, 2024Twelve Post-Birth Abortion Methods
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July 14, 2023Why Yes, This Human Internment Camp Did Used to Be a Topgolf