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Sam Apple
Sam Apple is the starting point guard for the Houston Rockets and a five-time NBA All-Star.
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October 17, 2022Kafka’s Football Playbook
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July 7, 2022My Forties in Internet Headlines
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December 15, 2015A Presidential Candidate Answers a Question About Raising the Minimum Wage
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June 29, 2015After the Kids Took Over
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November 7, 2014If the “Sitting in a Tree/K-I-S-S-I-N-G” Song Had Gone on Longer and Been Inspired By My Life
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