The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Sam Apple
Sam Apple is the starting point guard for the Houston Rockets and a five-time NBA All-Star.
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October 17, 2022Kafka’s Football Playbook
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July 7, 2022My Forties in Internet Headlines
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December 15, 2015A Presidential Candidate Answers a Question About Raising the Minimum Wage
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June 29, 2015After the Kids Took Over
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November 7, 2014If the “Sitting in a Tree/K-I-S-S-I-N-G” Song Had Gone on Longer and Been Inspired By My Life
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 14, 2025Quotes from Famous Romance Films Rewritten for the First Weeks of Trump’s Second Term
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February 14, 2025Please Stop Ripping My Bodices
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February 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: The Joy of Persona
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February 14, 2025Valentine’s Day Card Inscriptions Inspired by Submarine Disasters