THE EYES & THE IMPOSSIBLE

“We need brave, big stories like these, stories that help children (and adults) find their place in a sometimes frightening world.”
—Nicola Davies, New York Times Book Review

Bring home Dave Eggers’ The Eyes & the Impossible Today

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Sam Kimelman

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Sam is an independent writer and creative producer in Austin, Texas. He specializes in screenwriting, humor writing, advertising creative direction, and self-adulating third-person bios. His writing has appeared in McSweeney’s (this website). His advertising shows up in every inescapable corner of the internet.

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