THE EYES & THE IMPOSSIBLE
“We need brave, big stories like these, stories that help children (and adults) find their place in a sometimes frightening world.”
—Nicola Davies, New York Times Book Review
Sam is an independent writer and creative producer in Austin, Texas. He specializes in screenwriting, humor writing, advertising creative direction, and self-adulating third-person bios. His writing has appeared in McSweeney’s (this website). His advertising shows up in every inescapable corner of the internet.
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