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Sam Woods is an actor, writer, and peanut butter cup enthusiast living in Los Angeles.
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August 20, 2021H.P. Lovecraft Writes Olive Garden’s Dinner Menu
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July 21, 2021Ernest Hemingway’s “The Killers,” Featuring The Killers
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June 16, 2021James Joyce’s The Hobbit
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May 4, 2021Scenes Deleted from Star Wars Because the Stormtroopers Came Off As Too Relatable
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January 12, 2021Sauron Has the Power of the One Ring for Another Week, What’s the Worst that Could Happen?
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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