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Sara Given is a writer living in Columbus, Ohio. She is the creator of the humor blog, It’s Like They Know Us and author of the book, Parenting is Easy: You’re Probably Just Doing It Wrong. Growing up she was often told, “No one will ever pay you to goof around.”