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Sari Beliak

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Sari Beliak has written for The Hard Times, Reductress, ClickHole, and other places where people go to read funny things on the internet. She lives in Phoenix with her dog Johnny Marr

August 24, 2022

Health Inspector’s Notes from the Fisher-Price Kitchen in Miss Carol’s Preschool Classroom

by Sari Beliak
August 2, 2017

I Cut Down My Grocery Bill by Eating My Roommate’s Food and Gaslighting Her

by Sari Beliak

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March 10, 2025

As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University

by Andy Schocket
March 12, 2025

DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning

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