Articles by

Shana Genre

Shana Genre writes, teaches, and parents in Portland, Maine. She is currently trying to figure out why everyone hates gentrification so much. Read more of her writing at Portlandish: Satire and Humor from the First Portland.

August 29, 2017

You Wish You Were My Fucking Feet

by Shana Genre

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March 18, 2019

A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal

by Jessica M. Goldstein
March 13, 2019

In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft

by Micah Osler
March 18, 2019

March Sadness

by Sarah Keats
March 19, 2019

List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs

by Gitanjali Bhattacharjee

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March 25, 2019

Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”

by Terry Heyman
March 25, 2019

Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!

by Walter Carson
March 22, 2019

To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money

by Chandler Dean
March 22, 2019

List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral

by Madeline Wahl