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Articles by
Simon Henriques
Simon Henriques is a writer, performer, and co-artistic director of the theatre company Nightdrive.
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May 19, 2021If Billionaires Are “Immoral” and “Shouldn’t Exist,” Then Why Do I Want to Be One So Bad?
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April 5, 2021I’m the Mechanic Who Built the Magic School Bus, and I Am Tired of Ms. Frizzle Getting All the Credit
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February 25, 2021A Grizzled, Months-Old Chrome Tab Welcomes a Fresh-Faced New Tab to My Browser Window
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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June 3, 2021Honest Reasons Why Women Don’t Want to Go Back to In-Person Work
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June 4, 2021It’s Great to Hang Out After Self-Isolating for a Year — I’m Not Acting Weird, Am I?
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June 7, 2021New York Times’ Hookup Announcements
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May 28, 2021Firing Me for Calling the Police on a Black Man Minding His Business Is Racial Discrimination
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June 15, 2021An Open Letter to My Child’s Overnight Camp About the Things I Didn’t Have Room to Include in the “Anything Else We Should Know About Your Child?” Section of the Registration Form
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June 15, 2021We Are Not a Pet Store — We Are Bedrock’s Premier Appliance Retailer
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June 14, 2021My Landlord Totoro
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June 14, 2021Cancel Culture: A Glossary