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Articles by
Simon Henriques
Simon Henriques is a writer, performer, and co-artistic director of the theatre company Nightdrive.
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June 17, 2024A Nostalgic Reverie for My Youth, When I Wasn’t So Nostalgic All the Time
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April 24, 2024Acknowledgments Page for the Email I Put Off for Seven Weeks and Finally Sent
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February 28, 2024T. J. Eckleburg Follows Up with His Branding Agency
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March 24, 2023Which Succession Character Are You?
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October 14, 2022Understanding Your Michael Myers-Briggs Type
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February 23, 2022The Protagonist’s Best Friend Would Like to Stop Having to Shoehorn So Much Exposition into Their Dialogue
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May 19, 2021If Billionaires Are “Immoral” and “Shouldn’t Exist,” Then Why Do I Want to Be One So Bad?
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April 5, 2021I’m the Mechanic Who Built the Magic School Bus, and I Am Tired of Ms. Frizzle Getting All the Credit
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February 25, 2021A Grizzled, Months-Old Chrome Tab Welcomes a Fresh-Faced New Tab to My Browser Window
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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